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Pamela Anderson Knocked Up, Crazypants

by Lori

So, like five minutes ago, Pamela Anderson (formerly Pamela Anderson Lee, a.k.a. Mrs. Tommy Lee and also the former Mrs. My Name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiid, KID ROCK!!!) married Rick Salomon, professional skeeze best known for holding the camera in the infamous and over-hyped Paris Hilton sex tape. About three minutes into the marriage, Anderson stated that she filed for divorce, then 30 seconds later, announced that no, they were going to work it out. Now at the five minute mark, she has announced that not only is the divorce back on, but Anderson is pregnant. Call me old fashioned, but if I think if you are on the verge of divorcing someone, the best course if action probably doesn’t include having unprotected sex with him.

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From TMZ:

Pam to Rick — I’m Pregnant, Get Lost!

Posted Jan 9th 2008 11:15PM by TMZ Staff

TMZ has learned the divorce between Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon is back on and Pam is pregnant!

You’ll recall Anderson filed for divorce last month, but called it off just days later. But sources tell TMZ she is now moving forward with the divorce, even though we know she’s pregnant with his baby.

Salomon has told friends he believes she is “acting crazy” because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.

The couple were married in Las Vegas on October 6.

Aw, that is almost enough to make me feel bad for Rick Salomon. Not. But I do enjoy that TMZ points out how Anderson asked for spousal support (does she really need it? or deserve it from someone she has been married to for less than four months) but not child support. Clearly they are implying that the baby isn’t his. I wonder when the tabloids will start speculating on who baby daddy actually is? Will they go on the talk-show circuit? Have their blood tests revealed on Dr. Phil? Or maybe they will go upscale and go with that old coot Larry King. I’m just wondering when CNN will start their special series on the marriage and family of Pamela Anderson Lee Rock and Rick Douchebag Salomon.

I have to say though, that after reading this story and others like it, I am so friggin’ thankful that there are fine folks in our government working so hard to protect the sanctity of this goddamn freakshow of a heterosexual marriage. God Bless America.

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Posted in Bucket of Crazy, Filthy Film, Who's Zoomin' Who on January 10th, 2008

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