P. Diddy waxes his p-diddies
Rapper P. Diddy has admitted to waxing his genitalia.
The musician, 38, claimed that it is important that men look after their bodies if they want to impress female lovers.
Speaking about his grooming regime, Diddy told the Daily Mail: “While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink - vodka and lemonade - and listen to some James Brown.
“Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure - and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed.”
He added: “I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.”
I think I already used up my best joke in the title of this entry and honestly, I don’t want to think any more about P. Diddy’s privates to come up with another one. I don’t want to, but I will, because it is my job and I take my job very seriously! The business of discussing celebrity genital grooming habits isn’t just fun and games, people, this is serious business. You may think that the Trash Talkers just sit around cruising the internets and sipping vodka and lemonade champagne and making fun of celebrities who fall down, but this is a sweatshop, people. I only got three minutes for lunch today and only ate two saltines and a can of diet coke. AND THEN IT WAS BACK TO WORK. So stop taking us for granted people. We think about P. Diddy’s junk so that you don’t have to.
June 18th, 2008 at 7:47 am
At least we now have other junk to think about than just Britney’s.