Orlando Bloom suddenly less dreamy to neighbors
Page Six must have run out of interesting gossip (or maybe was looking for any story not involving the word Spears) because they are reporting that Lord of the Rings dreamboat and current ugly-mustache sporter Orlando Bloom has annoyed his Hollywood Hills neighbors by — and sit down, because this is simply shocking — painting his house, his very own house, purchased with his very own money — black. Black, people! Oh the horrors. Sheesh.
Now I just purchased a house myself, so maybe I am a bit more sensitive to the issue, but if one of my nosy neighbors tried to tell me what color I can or can’t paint it, I’d tell them to pound sand. Fortunately, my new house is brick, so that isn’t an issue. (And if any of my new neighbors are reading this, please know that I am all talk and no action.) But to my knowledge, Scarlett Johansson and Charlize Theron (two of Bloom’s allegedly annoyed neighbors) are not among my neighbors, so maybe that makes all the difference.
Orlando Bloom, Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron
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