One more reason the GOP can’t win
As if we need another reason. Oh yes, it’s been a glorious week of shameful displays for the elephant folks. From Palin getting booked at a Hockey game in Philly to some really racist d-bags outside a McCain rally on youtube, you’d think I’d be too full of hate to take on any more hate. And then there’s this.
In an upcoming issue of TV guide (people still read that?) Tina Fey said she’ll be “done” if John McCain and Sarah Palin win the election next month. Ok,Ok, no need to panic, we’re not sure what she’ll be done from. Will it be done from doing double duties of 30 Rock and SNL, will she be done from show biz, no it can’t be that. But no, it’s much worse.
Her hotness said, “We’re gonna take it week by week. If she wins, I’m done. I can’t do that for four years. And by ‘I’m done,’ I mean I’m leaving Earth.”
Exquease me? Earth? If Sarah Palin becomes VP, Tina Fey, the only reason to have a 1080i TV, would leave the freaking planet. Way to go Republi-dicks!
Listen up fuckers who feel weird voting for the young guy or the black guy or the Muslim or whatever other crap you think. I can’t have Tina Fey leaving the planet and neither can you. If that happens you’ll have packs of pissed off lesbians, McSweeny readers and boys in girl jeans rioting in the streets demanding a recount. I will organize the phonebank effort myself to get Tina off the International Space Station or Mars or wherever she plants to go so we can all call you a fuck-tard for the next four years…
Oh, hmm. Maybe she’s being cynical. On review it is not possible to leave the planet. I guess this election has just made me stressed out and caused me to lose my sense of humor.
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