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On my 22nd birthday I dry-humped a keg

by Amy

Ashley Tisdale, star of High School Musical, celebrated her 22nd b-day by being dry with some of her best girlfriends. The Disney-riffic blonde had a beach bash full with mani/pedis, kayak rides and a coffee bar. Tisdale and her 20-something friends partied at The Beachbody House which I’m sure smells like Strawberry Shortcake dolls and puffy unicorn stickers.
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Not that I advocate being a drunken mess but c’mon dude. You’re hot, blonde and living in LA, on my 22nd birthday I was stocky, facially pierced and living in Towson, MD but I was a lot more interesting. When you party without alcohol no one projectile vomits Zima onto your neighbor’s balcony, no one runs around the parking lot wearing only a fanny pack and you don’t awkwardly make out with a bottle of Frangelico. All you do is be hot and blonde on the beach with perfectly manicured nails. Now where’s the fun in that?

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Posted in Drunkyness, What the F? on August 2nd, 2007

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