Oh, poop, how’d I miss this one?
Well, it seems that the Trash Talkers are the last to hear this one: Apparently Tyra Banks pooped herself at fashion week. Seriously, internets, why am I the last to know about this? My grandma even knew about it and she’s not even online! I don’t know how I missed this one, but even though it is slightly old news, I’m not going to miss out on the chance to use “Tyra Banks” and “pooped herself” in the same sentence.
I hope she wasn’t wearing that outfit when it happened. Those stains would be forever!
Anyway, every single website on the internet, including my banking website, Ron Paul’s site, and the Chronicle of Higher Education are posting this excerpt from the blog of one Fabian Basabe, who was covering fashion week for some newspaper or magazine or something. Who cares? He saw Tyra poop herself!
i arranged to do it backstage at the tents in the w suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because… ready?… Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can’t complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh… could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don’t know…”
I really don’t think it is all that surprising that Tyra’s people had a change of clothes on hand for her. I mean, it was at fashion week which is allegedly all about clothes, so why wouldn’t a famous former fashion model consider a change of clothes halfway through? And if they do just carry around a change of clothes for her because she has a habit of pooping herself in public places (or even private places) then we should all be envious that she has such great people, who clean her up and give her fresh panties, instead of calling every single person they have ever met in their entire lives to tell them that their boss poops herself at fashion week, and oh, yeah, their boss just happens to be Tyra Banks.
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Tyra Banks, fashion week, Fabian Basabe, Ron Paul
March 2nd, 2008 at 8:33 pm
I like the outfit, its the hair I’m not big on.