Oh I’m just so stunned

MARY-KATE OLSEN walked into the Chateau on March 29 like she was the queen of the world - smoking a cigarette and leading an entourage of Adonis-like men. Not a single hotel staffer said a word about her ciggie - despite the Chateau’s usually strict “No Smoking” policy.
Well I am just so freakin’ surprised! Aren’t you? I mean, the stunning revelation that celebrities frequently get special treatment. Shocking! Simply shocking. Celebrities that can ignore the rules and disregard the comfort and health of others? Celebrities that do whatever they want? Businesses that let celebrities get away with bullshit because they are just happy that said celebrities are patronizing their establishments? That are afraid to making celebrities follow the rules for fear of bad publicity (if the celebrities choose to pitch a hissy fit over it). NO! It can’t be.
Frankly, I am surprised that the National Enquirer is wasting space on this pretend non-story (or should it be non-pretend-story?). One I doubt that Mary Kate Olsen knew or cared that this was a non-smoking establishment and two, I doubt that the staff thought she would be there long enough for it to make a difference. And who knows, maybe she was throwing that Full House money around as tips or something.

April 11th, 2008 at 5:27 am
Mary-Kate sure deserves to be called a trashy celeb!