Naomi Campbell models sneak preview of Fall 07 NYC Sanitation Department Uniforms
Bursting out of Milan and onto the New York Custodial Arts scene, international supermodel Naomi Campbell reported for day one of her community service. Donning high-heeled Christian Louboutin ankle boots, a flowing black pea coat and Antonio Berardi-inspired hat, Campbell sashayed into the Manhattan District 3 Garage at Pier 36 on the East River yesterday morning.
“This look is truly inspiring to all sanitation employees and community service workers alike,” remarked fashion iconoclast Andre Leon Tally. “The oversized monochrome jumpsuits and orange reflecting vests are so limiting. Where’s the ‘I’ in those outfits?”
However not everyone was pleased with the new look. “I can see how the black is meant to be sliming,” said NYC public school custodian Marco Dinelli of his new uniform. “But when some kid pukes there just ain’t enough room to hold all the sawdust required to clean it up. Maybe someone needs a blackberry thrown at their head to smack some sense back into ‘em.”
The custodial fashion world is promised more looks later in the week, featuring evening clean-up wear and the ever popular swimsuit line to be modeled near an oil slick on Jones Beach.
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