My Lesbian cousin Marsha signs copies of her CD at the Virgin Megastore…oh wait, that’s Clay Aiken

So yeah, Clay Aiken was bringing D-Baggin’ back as he signed copies of his new CD On My Way Here. Actually Aiken was signing all CD’s bought at Virgin. Here’s your new Dokken album, sorry it got Aiken all over it.
But in other Aiken news, if you want to tell your mom just how much you love her and are thankful for raising you right with minimal amounts of domestic violence you can send her a personalized greeting from the straight-iron beauty himself. Go to http://www.clayaiken.com/mothersday/ and share the love.
I’m totally sending this to Lori’s mom (Hi Jane) not that I hate her or anything, she’s actually a great lady. But I feel compelled to send this to some mother on mom’s day. I mean I’ve already sent it to like 12 of my friends but that just didn’t give me the special feeling of sending it to an actual mom will deliver. Plus, if I sent it to my own mother she wouldn’t get it until I came to visit since she doesn’t know how to check her email. Hi Mom! Happy Mother’s Day. Love you!

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