Muriel interviews Mimi La Rue
I really wanted to sit on my but and watch Top Chef tonight instead of writing a Trashy Celebs entry. Thankfully, our pug Muriel was in LA on assignment yesterday. Muriel along with socialites Bobby Trendy, and Kim Kardashian were on hand at the launch party for Tori Spelling’s new tell-all book sTORI Telling.
So Muriel what happened at the party? Are things still tense between Tori and her mom Candy Spelling?
Muriel: THAT I DONUT KNOW. I SPENT MOST OF THE NIGHT TALKING SHOP WITH THE MOM TORI’S PUG, MIMI LA RUE.
Oh, Ok. Well did Mimi dish any dirt about Tori’s finances or if she really is as in love with her husband Dean as the Oxygen network makes her out to be.
Muriel: THAT I ALSO DONUT KNOW. WHAT I DO KNOW IS THAT MIMI LARUE IS NOT LIKING FRILLY DRESSES SHE IS MADE TO WEAR. SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WANTS TO LEAD THE GLAMOUROUS LIFE, SHE DONUT NEED MAN’S TOUCH, BUT WITHOUT LOVE, IT AIN’T MUCH.
So you’re saying that Tori is neglecting Mimi and concentrating more on her son Liam…wait, did you just quote a Shelia E song?
Muriel: I DONUT KNOW THE SOURCE OF MY WISDOM BUT MIMI TELLS ME SOME DAYS SHE JUST WANTS TO WEAR SWEATS AND NOT SWEATS THAT SAY “JUICY” ON THEM.
I get it, Mimi just wants to be a regular dog who plays outside chasing sticks.
Muriel: CHASING STICKS? WHAT PART OF THE CRACK PILE PIPE ARE YOU SMOKING? MIMI JUST WANTS A NIGHT AT HOME MAYBE IN AN OLD NAVY DOG POLO WITH THE COLLAR POPPED AND NOT OUT EVERY NIGHT WITH THE POOPOOROOTZZI FLASHING THE FLASH FLASHERS AT HER.
Gotcha, well since Tori is having baby number two maybe she’ll slow down. That way Mimi La Rue can have time at home to find new places to leave little pug bombs like you do.
Muriel:I DO THAT BECAUSE I AM BORED WITH THE BACKYARD! DONUT LIKE THE BACKYARD. BACKYARD IS VERY LIMITING.
On that note, my dog and I need to have ourselves a little talk and I need to get some more Nature’s Miracle.
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