Michael Vick passes the dutchie and his career to the left
Ahh Michael Vick, we were going to leave you alone to await sentencing on federal dog fighting chargers but we just can’t quit you! A report reveled yesterday that the disgraced Atlanta Falcons quarterback tested positive for marijuana on September 13th. Talk about unlucky! The weed charge is a violation of the conditions of his release on the above charges that already puts his career and image in extreme jeopardy.
To make matters worse, on the day of Vick’s guilty plea, U.S. District Judge Henry Hudson warned that he wouldn’t be amused by any additional trouble. Opps. After his positive test, the judge ordered Vick to submit to any method of testing, “for determining whether the defendant is using a prohibited substance.” The judge also ordered Vick to stay in his Virginia home with electronic monitoring every day from 10:00 PM to 6:00 AM; you know cause that’s when bad stuff happens.
As always, we turn to our pug and Michael Vick legal expert Muriel for additional analysis.
Muriel the Pug: THANK YOU TRASH TALKING MOM AMY! SO THE VICK HAS TURNED TO THE POT TO TRY AND EASE HIS TOURTURED SOUL FROM THE BARKING DOGS IN HIS HEAD. TO THAT I SAY “SUCK IT THE VICK.” YOU KNOW THERE ARE SOME DOGS IN THE WORLD THAT DO ENJOY A LITTLE WHACKY TOBBACY FROM TIME TO TIME BUT SOME OF THOSE DOGS WILL HAVE THE MUNCHIES NO MORE THANKS TO YOU.
NOW FROM 10 TO 6 YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MARK YOUR TERRITORY UNLESS YOU MARK YOUR OWN HOUSE WHICH IS ALREADY MARK. THEREFORE I URGE EVERY DOG, CAT AND EVEN SQUIRELL TO GO MARK THE HOUSE OF THE VICK DURING THAT TIME BECAUSE HE CANNOT LEAVE IT TO MAKE YOU FIGHT. AND EVEN IF HE CAN HE WILL BE TOO BAKED TO RUN FAST. THANK YOU FOR READING.
Thanks Muriel and look for further Michael Vick coverage right here as it comes in….or a day or two after that.
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