Martha Stewart Does Howard Stern
I never thought I’d see Martha Stewart and Howard Stern together, but it happened! And here’s the juicy details:
On Martha’s 5-month stay in prison due to apparent insider trader:
Howard:”Who came on to you?ā?
Martha: āSome girls who looked like boys. Some had mustaches and beards. Iād be walking to the street and Iād be like, āHowād that boy get in here?ā And it was a girl. Theyād want to have lunch with me, like a lunch date. Everybody in prison has a business plan. Iād have lunch with them if they were interesting.ā?
On self-love while in prison:
Howard: āYou never saw two girls getting it on?ā?
Martha: āNah.” āNot naked. But thereād be trysts.ā?
Howard: āSo I guess you have to pleasure yourself in prison.ā?
Martha: āYou know what, five months isnāt a long time.ā?
On getting some work done:
Howard: āHave you ever had anything done?ā?
Martha: āNo.ā?
Howard: āNo boob job?ā?
Martha: āNo, I think my boobs got bigger.ā?
Howard: āYouāre a D cup, right?ā?
Martha: āNah.ā?
Howard: āC?ā?
Martha: āYeah.ā?
The bantering duo also talked about Martha’s love life (she’s dated Michael Bloomberg and Anthony Hopkins…but she couldn’t get over the Hannibal Lector thing, lol). And on if she would ever say hi to Donald Trump at a party, Martha said she would look the other way.
And without skipping a beat, at the end of the interview Howard asked Martha if she was wearing underwear.
Martha said, āNoā¦ bye Howard.ā?
Classic! Love it!
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