Martha Stewart Does Howard Stern
I never thought I’d see Martha Stewart and Howard Stern together, but it happened! And here’s the juicy details:
On Martha’s 5-month stay in prison due to apparent insider trader:
Howard:”Who came on to you?â€?
Martha: “Some girls who looked like boys. Some had mustaches and beards. I’d be walking to the street and I’d be like, ‘How’d that boy get in here?’ And it was a girl. They’d want to have lunch with me, like a lunch date. Everybody in prison has a business plan. I’d have lunch with them if they were interesting.�
On self-love while in prison:
Howard: “You never saw two girls getting it on?�
Martha: “Nah.” “Not naked. But there’d be trysts.â€?
Howard: “So I guess you have to pleasure yourself in prison.�
Martha: “You know what, five months isn’t a long time.�
On getting some work done:
Howard: “Have you ever had anything done?�
Martha: “No.�
Howard: “No boob job?�
Martha: “No, I think my boobs got bigger.�
Howard: “You’re a D cup, right?�
Martha: “Nah.�
Howard: “C?�
Martha: “Yeah.�
The bantering duo also talked about Martha’s love life (she’s dated Michael Bloomberg and Anthony Hopkins…but she couldn’t get over the Hannibal Lector thing, lol). And on if she would ever say hi to Donald Trump at a party, Martha said she would look the other way.
And without skipping a beat, at the end of the interview Howard asked Martha if she was wearing underwear.
Martha said, “No… bye Howard.�
Classic! Love it!
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