Malcolm in the Middle … of a Ten Car Pileup
According to People magazine, teen star Frankie Muniz has decided that he no longer wants to be an actor in movies and television shows that no one has heard of and instead will build a career as a professional race car driver on a racing circuit that no one has ever heard of.
Muniz apparently races as part of the Champ Car World Series (although the Trash Talkers were unable to find his name anywhere on the official website) and will participate in some race around downtown Las Vegas, which would only be awesome if it involved visiting $1.99 buffets and having showgirls as passengers in the car.
Apparently, though, things are not all grand in Muniz’ happy little fast-driving world. Rarely at home because of a punishing race schedule (?), his relationship with fiancee Jamie Gandy has been tested. “We’re still together, but we kind of took a step back for the racing purposes,” he said. “She’s doing her own thing and she wants to have her own life and not just follow me around the world. … I’m so happy when I’m with her, so we’ll see.” Trash Talkers translation: “We will soon be sleeping with other people.”
And on an unrelated, completely superficial note (is there any other kind on this blog?) doesn’t his mustache in the above picture just look like he’s been drinking chocolate milk? Someone get this boy a wet wipe already!
Frankie Muniz, Champ Car World Series, Las Vegas, chocolate milk mustache
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