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Lock up your single friends!

by Lori

Or marry them off or something. Just take them off the market! Protect them! Why such panic? Well we all need to keep a closer eye on our single friends right now because everyone’s favorite skank Paris Hilton has broken up with that guy Benji Madden whom I always have to Google because I don’t remember what he does! (Oh yeah, he is the twin brother of Joel Madden, who is Paris Hilton’s former best friend Nicole Richie’s baby daddy! Got all that? Need a chart? And Benji and Joel used to be in a band called Good Charlotte before they took up careers as the dates of girls famous for being famous.)

I really don’t have much to say about this breakup, since I really didn’t have much to say about the relationship in the first place. I’m sure both Paris and Benji will move on to other relationships soon and fine media outlets like CNN and MSNBC will be there to tel us all about it.


Posted in Who's Zoomin' Who on November 20th, 2008

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