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Lil Jon Bends Over to the Front and Touches Toes at CMA’s

by Amy

One of the more peculiar faces in the crowd at Tuesday’s Country Music Awards was the King of Crunk himself, Lil Jon. Seen here with Cowboy Troy, Big Kenny Alphin and John Rich, a visit to Lil Jon’s website shed a little light on his seemingly out of place appearance. An entry dated April 24th states (and we’re not making this up)
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2 ALL MY COUNTRY WESTERN FANS I DID A REMIX FOR MY BOYS BIG AND RICH FOR A JOINT ON THERE NEW ALBUM!! ITS FUCKIN OUTTA HERE. SHIT I CANT THINK OF NOTHIN ELSE ILL HOLLA AT YALL MOTHERFUCKERS NXT WEEK!! IM OUT SKEEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKERS!!

The mystery may have ended there but we dug a little deeper at Jon’s label BME Recordings and discovered something truly disturbing. Apparently Jon is at the forefront of an underground Hip-Hop Country movement that’s planning to emerge this summer. A selection of songs to be released include: Forever and Ever Since I seen an ass so Fine, Amen; Don’t it Make my Brown Eyes Blue. Don’t it?; Shorty Wanna Ride my Rhinestone Cowboy; When the Sun Go Down my Dick go up; I’m Gonna Miss her but I still Fuck her Roommate (Skeet, Skeet remix); I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow but I still love the Chronic and the soon to be a classic Chattahoochee? That White Gurl need to Shut her Damn Face.

Will this be the emergence of a new era of music or a blip on the pop culture trivia boards? Only time will tell Skeeet, Skeet, Skeet!

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Posted in Soon to be Cap in my Ass, What the F? on May 17th, 2007

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