Life’s a Bitch
Bill Cosby’s award winning Dandie Dinmont terrier, Hobergays Fineus Fogg has been on a self-destructive bender after losing the Westminster Kennel Club dog show Tuesday night. Known just as “Harry? to close friends and everyone else who thinks Hobergays Fineus Fogg sounds like a gay porn, the little dog has been partying big throughout NYC hotspots.
In just two nights Harry has been seen doing body shots off of Britney Spears at Marquee, slamming buttery nipples with Jake Gyllenhaal at Blue Fin, and having his way with Nicole Richie’s handbag while she was passed out in an alley on Little West 12th street.
When asked to comment on his puffy pooch’s purported partying ways, Mr. Cosby said, “you see the kids love da jeeello pudding popps and sooometimes they eat too many, see and get a little crazy!? Mr. Cosby then rolled his eyes up into his head and looked left.
Trashy Celebs tracked Harry down early this morning where he, Kirsten Dunst and Fabrizio Moretti were smoking Lucky Strikes and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon at a dive bar in the east village. “Listen, you can tell Bill that I’m not his bitch, bitch,? Harry slurred. “I do what I want. I see who I want. And I (expletive) who I want! He doesn’t own me.? TC pointed out to Harry that Bill Cosby does in fact own him, but he was busy shaking hands with another patron before playing dead.
February 21st, 2007 at 5:36 am
Great piece of writing! I am holding my sides I’m laughing so hard!
February 21st, 2007 at 8:49 am
HAHAHA!!! He is a really cute dog, but I wonder where they came up with that name!
February 21st, 2007 at 8:54 am
Hmm, that I don’t know. Maybe they threw darts at a board of unused Harry Potter villan names to get that one.
March 25th, 2007 at 6:01 am
Harry is half brother to a Doggy Friend and her owner down in Australia.
He’s going to be visiting his family down there so Daisy is SO excited she’ll get to see her brother when he gets out of quarantine.
So, if his breeder is from Australia, they are goofy. Would explain the name LOL!!
February 13th, 2008 at 4:30 am
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