Licking an ashtray

From the National Enquirer:
TIME TO QUIT
ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY DEPT.: It’s hard for anyone to imagine gorgeous KATHERINE HEIGL getting kicked out of bed – except for Katherine herself! The “Grey’s Anatomy” beauty’s telling pals she fears new hubby JOSH KELLEY might actually kick her out of their bedroom if she doesn’t quit puffing – even though she’s smokin’ hot! Katherine’s failed several tries to snuff butts for good, but now the stacked smokestack’s trying a controversial lozenge of dissolvable tobacco called Ariva that’s minty and the size of a tic tac. The company calls it odor-free, mess-free, spit-free – and no secondhand smoke. “I really want to stop,” she told a pal. “My husband thinks smoking stinks – and I think it sucks!”
Yuck! You don’t really hear that much about celebrity smokers anymore, do you? In fact, it seems like quite a few of them must go out of their way to avoid being photographed with a cigarette hanging out of their mouths. (Being photographed pissy-faced drunk is another story all together.) I wonder if it’s true that Josh Kelley is considering kicking his new wife out of the bedroom due to the smoke … although one would hope she’d at least step out on the balcony before lighting up. But I wouldn’t blame him if he did banish her to the couch. The only worse smell than cigarette smoke is stale cigarette smoke. Just ask anyone who has tried to wear the same clothes to work that they wore to the bar the night before.
I’m with Josh Kelly on this one. There are a few celebrities out there that I sure wouldn’t kick out of bed for eating crackers, but I gotta say that I would kick them all out for smoking.
Kathrine Heigl, Josh Kelly, cigarettes, smoking

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