Lance Sex-strong?
As usual, the National Enquirer is wandering into areas best left alone. Lately, they’ve been talking smack about poor Lance Armstrong, who recently has come out of retirement to race in the Tour de France again, to talk about, of all things, his sex life, or perhaps the lack thereof. Really, does anyone who isn’t sleeping with him, is no longer sleeping with him, or will never, ever sleep with him, really need to be thinking, writing, or talking about this?
LANCE ARMSTRONG NO SEX GOD
Biking bed champ Lance Armstrong doesn’t think he’s God’s gift to women.
Armstrong who’s bedded a bevy of beauties including Kate Hudson, Sheryl Crow and Tory Burch is still good to go despite a bout with testicular cancer.
Yet the Seven time Tour de France winner doesn’t consider himself a sex god.
“I had sex if I had the energy,” Lance confided to Men’s Journal.
“I wasn’t one of those guys who believed in the myths about the guy losing his chi.
“The fact is that if you are riding your bike six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You’re just not. You have fatigue, low testosterone and a lower libido,” Armstrong admitted.
Maybe that explains the revolving doors in Lance’s boudoir.
Give the guy a break! He’s only got one testicle! He rides a bike 75 hours a week! He probably smells bad when he gets off his bike! And since when does an athlete has to be a sex god? Since never, that is when. Leave the sex god stuff for Hollywood!
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