La Lohan Gets Bruised By a Stripper Pole
From the NY Post:
December 18, 2006 — LINDSAY Lohan is suffering for her art - that is, suffering bruises from dancing on a stripper’s pole to prepare for her role as a topless dancer in her new movie, “I Know Who Killed Me.”
Lohan, 20, who sometimes forgets her underwear in real life, has been taking classes in the art of undressing - and she got a lesson in occupational hazards.
An e-mail she sent to pals last week has the subject title: “They’re all whores, they’re all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!” Lohan wrote in the note, “So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark.
“I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the [c-word]s now. . . I’m not gonna lie to ya.”
Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said, “She’s been in rehearsals for the film and has been taking classes from Sheila Kelly.” Kelly developed the famed “S Factor: Aerobic Striptease Workout and Pole Dancing.”
“Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes that the job isn’t easy. We should give these women credit,” Zelnik told Page Six.
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Haha. Strippin’ ain’t easy, y’all. I can’t believe Leslie Sloane Zelnik said that! Strippers need respect too, ok! Plus, are you sure the bruises are from her “acting” and not from some serious rough sex she had in the back of her trailer with one of the extras? Maybe Paris has some advice about how to cover up thigh bruises. Come to think of it, Paris is always bruised, isn’t she?
Also ironic that LINDSAY is calling people cunts and whores- that’s my job, alright?
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