Kevin get’s his heart stolen …. by a real life criminal!
The former Mr. Britney Spears is continuing to get over America’s Favorite Trainwreck by hooking up with a new girlfriend, professional beach volleyball player Victoria Prince. The two met in a very clean-cut and all-American way … on their bowling team! Yes, that is real bowling, not Wii bowling. Apparently Mr. Federline has a bowling team (and presumably, a “bowling night”) called the “Party Animals!” How quaint! It sounds like a bowling team name my friends and I would choose …. if we were still in high school. Make that junior high school. But hey, if Federline wants to channel Grease 2 who am I to argue with him?
But I digress. FedEx met himself a new Pink Lady while bowling and now they are in looooooove. But apparently Federline enjoys himself the blond, troubled ladies, however, because Ms. Prince has a Past, or, to be more direct about it, a Criminal Record. Oh noes! She looks like a nice, athletic girl:
Apparently, girlfriend has a temper. Within the past year she has been arrested for assault and disturbing the peace (and I don’t think the assault charge was from a particularly brutal volleyball spike) and in high school was such a “mean girl” that other kids’ parents attempted to obtain a restraining order against her. Damn! I knew some bitches in high school, but nothing like that. I really, really want to know what she did!
So anyway, yes, by the time I hit “publish” on this post I am sure this relationship will be over, but I am glad that The Fed has found himself a little bit of fun and yet another reason to Google himself. And hey, maybe when she leaves him she will steal that double chin of his as well!
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