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Keith Richards Attacked by Caterpillars; Doesn’t Notice

by Lori

richards.jpg Apparently, a family of caterpillars has taken up residence on Keith Richards’ upper lip. The two insects were first noticed during Richards’ recent appearance at the 22nd Annual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony on March 12, 2007. Unsurprisingly, Richards does not appear to have noticed the caterpillars living on his face. What is surprising is that no one seems willing to tell him about the intruders. “Frankly,” one source said, “we fear they might be all that is still holding Keith together, physically.”

Trashy Celebs, fearing for the caterpillars’ health, consulted with an entomologist, who told us that as long as they stay out of the way of his cigarettes and glass of Jack Daniels, he poses no threat to them. Caterpillars, which are primarily herbivores, pose no threat to Richards.

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Posted in Drunkyness, What the F? on March 16th, 2007

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