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Kathy Griffin vs. Gravity

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Kathy Griffin was seen lunching with Hollywood power player Gravity this past weekend in a London eatery. Gravity called the meeting after rumors spread that Griffin planned to heavily feature material mocking Gravity in an upcoming Bravo special.

Word on the street said that Gravity, who recently has been attempting to change media perceptions of her talent and who is said to be seeking more serious film roles, planned to strong arm Griffin into dropping the material. Gravity herself has been quoted saying “Kathy think she can make money off all those stories from back in the day when we were on the club circuit together, but bitch is crazy. I have got more dirt on her than she can possibly imagine. Girl needs to get back to making fun of Clay Aiken and shut the hell up about Gravity, or she will be in a world of hurt, yes she will, uh huh.”

Griffin, cowed and humbled by the summons from such a powerful force, apparently allowed Gravity to take control of the meeting. Gravity, clearly relishing being in charge, set the menu, ordering a lovely serving of concrete for Griffin, along with a side order of gravel and a refreshing beverage of gutter water.

“Girlfriend now wants me to executive produce her new special,” Gravity was overheard telling her agent after the meeting. “I told her that Ms. Gravity has no time at all, but I did suggest the name of the show — Everybody Suck It. Make sure I get paid for that! Mama got bills!” Sources, fearing Gravity’s wrath, asked to remain anonymous, but stated that this is only technically true. Apparently “everybody suck it” is what Griffin yelled while lying in the street after receiving that doggie bag with the extra portion of Gravity at the end of the lunch meeting.

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7 Responses to “Kathy Griffin vs. Gravity”

  1. Lyndsey Says:

    I love Kathy G. She’s hilarious!

  2. Celebrity Hype » Blog Archive » Kathy Griffin vs. Gravity Says:

    [...] Gravity serves Kathy Griffin a concrete lunch.read more | digg story [...]

  3. Reality on Bravo » Blog Archive » Life on the…ground Says:

    [...] Life on the…ground May 2nd, 2007 by Allison Kathy Griffin, who stars in Bravo’s My Life on the D-List, ate dirt earlier today. I bet she’s glad that the paparazzi were around to catch it! Reaaaaaaaal graceful! Check out Trashy Celebs for the story! [...]

  4. Lori Says:

    Lyndsey, I love Kathy too … especially when she falls down. ;-) Okay, bad joke.

  5. Эдуард Карасев Says:

    Сорри за оффтоп, не подскажете, где мона такой же симпатичный шаблон для блога взять?

  6. Эммануил Says:

    Да уж… Тут как в поговорке: Алмаз алмазом гранится, плут плутом губится :)

  7. Святослав Маминов Says:

    На самом деле прикольный блог! Спасибо и… разумеется, пишите еще!

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