K-Fed Wants to Help You With Your Homework
Wow, okay, so Kevin Federline, not satisfied with just whoring out his loser reputation in commericals and pro-wresting rings, as apparently launched his own …. search engine? And not only will the site help you look up information for your history term paper, it will give you the chance to win “prizes” like an invitation to Kevin’s birthday party, a t-shirt, or an autographed picture. Like a lot of people, I think I would choose a trip to the dentist before a trip to K-Fed’s birthday bash. Would I have to bring him a present?
I went to the site to check it out and like any good blogger, my first search was on “Trashy Celebs.” I was pleased to see that Kevin got it right and that our site was first on the list. I was also a little disturbed (yet not surprised) to note that the search also returned more porn than the same search on Google might. (Anal Trashy Ass, anyone?) I was also disappointed to notice that on my first search, I did not win anything. I will admit, I want a t-shirt.
Next, naturally, I did a search on “Britney Spears,” and quickly found out that the Britney & Kevin: Chaotic DVD is in stores now. I also noted that Britney’s official site was not listed in the first five pages of hits and that the MSNBC news story announcing their divorce was on page three. Hmmm, passive aggressive much, Fed-Ex?
Last, of course, I searched on “Kevin Federline,” hoping that it would be like the scene in Being John Malkovich when Malkovich goes inside his own mind and everything looks like him and all he hears is “Malkovich, Malkovich.” It wasn’t as dramatic as all that, but I did quickly find Kevin’s official site, his Wikipedia entry, his Internet Movie Database page (what?) and his MySpace page.
It is worth noting that a search on “the War of 1812″ resulted only in a .wav file saying “Huh … what?” and the vague smell of pot smoke coming from my hard drive.
Kevin Federline, search engine, Britney Spears
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