K-Fed or K-Fat?
So I guess with everything going on with Britney Spears and the custody battle and the media attention and the court dates has pushed Kevin Federline toward some stress-eating. The former backup dancer who used to spend a lot of time without his shirt on is now apparently, uh, having to buy some bigger shirts.
Wow. I mean, sure that isn’t the most flattering picture of the Fed-Ex but boy has definitely let himself go. I mean, I know we all have heard of and experienced relationship-ass (you know, that time when you get into a relationship and start gaining weight because you are all comfortable and happy and spending a lot of time eating in restaurants.) But it seems like The Feder-dine has developed the opposite …. the lack-of-relationship ass. Better cut back on the beer, son, and do a little more dancing. And for the love of God, get rid of that haircut. It looked ridiculous when you first got it but it looks even stupider when you’re wearing khakis and an ill-fitting golf shirt. Sheesh.
Kevin Federline, Britney Spears
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