Johnny Depp officially off the market
Every morning, I get to have a little conversation with Johnny Depp both before and after I take a shower. This is because my girlfriend and fellow Trash Talker, Amy, when she was but a wee Trash Talker, stood in line for many, many hours at a car show in order to meet, shake hands with, and get an autographed picture of Mr. Depp. That picture, from his 21 Jump Street, days is now framed and proudly hangs in our bathroom, where the glass sometimes gets flicked with tiny little sprays of toothpaste.
So tomorrow morning I can congratulate Johnny, who is apparently planning to marry longtime partner Vanessa Paradis in a quiet ceremony this summer in the South of France, where they have a home.
I hope they are able to have that quiet ceremony, without helicopters hovering or fans dressed as pirates popping out of the bushes. As for the Trash Talkers, we’ll just say “Mazel Tov” to the happy couple and clean the toothpaste off the picture in the bathroom.
Edited to add: E! News is reporting this rumor is NOT true. So all you Johnny Depp lovers still have a shot! I’m leaving this entry up, however, because I like the story about the picture hanging in my bathroom.
Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis, marriage, South of France, 21 Jump Street
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