Johnny Depp is not reading this website
According to the article on JAM! Showbiz, Johnny Depp likes to keep his private life private. That’s not too surprising …. I think we all knew that about him AND agree with him. I like to keep my private life private. My cats like to keep their private life private (except when they are licking themselves in their special areas in the middle of a dinner party.) Yeck, everone keeps their private life private …. except maybe Britney Spears.
But Depp takes it a step further. He doesn’t care about other people’s private lives. That is just madness! This is what he said about it:
“I don’t want to be a product,” he says. “Of course you want the movies to do well. But I don’t want to know … who’s hot now and who’s not and who’s making this much dough and who’s boffing this woman or that one. I want to remain ignorant of all this. I want to be totally outside and far away from all of it.”
Come on!! Everyone likes to get up in someone else’s business every now and then. Everyone is at least curious about a celebrity’s love life or family like or what is in his or her friggin’ refrigerator. Everyone at least reads the headlines on tabloids while standing in line at the grocery store to pay for milk and frozen pizza. Yes, I bet even Johnny Depp does that, whether he admits it or not.
But I guess if Johnny Depp isn’t here reading this and since he has no plans to come here and read this, then we can talk about him without him knowing. So I bet Johnny Depp has really bad morning breath. I bet he sometimes annoys his girlfriend by eating cookies in bed and brushing the crumbs onto her side. I bet he doesn’t clean the hair out of the drain trap after he takes a shower. I bet he flips away from whatever show they are watching and doesn’t turn back before the commercial is over. I bet he leaves half full coffee cups all over the house. I bet he leaves the toilet seat up. And I bet he watches Entertainment Tonight all the time.
Johnny Depp, celebrity gossip, tabloids
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