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Jeremy Piven has a weird way of picking up women

by Lori

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Jeez, I thought celebrities had drivers and assistants and OnStar and shit like that. Why is Jeremy Piven relying on the kindness of young fans to provide roadside assistance?

Spotted outside a BevHills parking garage: Hot-tempered “Entourage? star JEREMY PIVEN, furiously kicking a flat tire on his Range Rover and slamming his fists on the hood in frustration – obviously not knowing what the hell to do without his entourage of go-fers and star-kissers – until a cute 20-ish babe came running up and said: “OOoohh… Jeremy, I’m such a fan!? As Piven groused about the flat tire, his newfound groupie offered to help him change it. “I don’t know how to do that,? he told her. Chirped Wonder Woman: “It’s easy!? In moments, she’d jacked up the car, lowered the spare tire from the undercarriage – and had the flat changed in 15 minutes…er, flat. Amazed, Jeremy thanked her profusely, then gave her an autograph – and got a hot kiss ON THE LIPS! (Hey, that beats AAA!)

And maybe I’m all up in the reverse sexism here, but would a man, especially a vaguely douchelike man like Jeremy Piven, actually admit to a hot young thang that he doesn’t know how to change a tire? I DOUBT IT. I don’t even like to admit that I am not 100% sure how to do it (I mean, I know how to do it in theory but I have never done it in practice. And also I have ROADSIDE FRICKIN’ ASSISTANCE.) And if some nice person stopped to give me a hand, I would offer to buy him or her a drink or lunch or something, as a thank you, rather than Piven’s “thank-you-with-a-tongue-down-your-throat” method. That man is all class!

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Posted in Just Plain Dumb, Man Sluts, Oily BoHunk on October 30th, 2007

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