I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
That Criss Angel sure does fancy himself a romantic, doesn’t he? Screw flowers and candy! What woman doesn’t want her beau to spend 24 hours locked in a box, hanging 40 feet in the air?
After first biting David Blaine’s shit (who has made his living biting on Houdini’s shit), Angel completed a stunt that apparently did have him locked in a glass box, encased in cement, and suspended 40 feet in the air. Okay, so far, stupid, but kind of cool, although probably annoying to everyone whose commute was f’d up because of this stunt. But then it just got, well, ridiculous. According to US Weekly, Angel threw a shout out to his “new girl.”
Just minutes before the cement box closed around him at 7:30 a.m., Angel, 39, announced, “This is dedicated to my new girl. You know who you are. I’ll be thinking of you.�
Says a source, “He didn’t mention her by name, but everyone knew who he was talking about.�
Aw! How frickin’ sweet. David Blaine may have done his stunt to promote holiday shopping at Target, but Angel did his for love! In fact, this gesture was so touching that it led to this conversation in the Trash Talking Household:
Lori: Honey, why haven’t you ever enclosed yourself in a box encased in cement and hoisted over Times Square for 24 hours and dedicated it to me?
Amy: Because I am not batshit crazy, that’s why.
Ah, romance! But then Angel just crossed the line into Cornballopolis. After he “escaped” from the box, just “moments before it crashed to the ground,” he had this to say:
“I’d like to dedicate this escape to my girl ‘Trouble,’ a.k.a. Cameron. I love you baby. Have a safe trip to Europe for your Shrek tour.”
Not only does he say he loves her, but he plugs her movie as well! Cameron, you should marry that man! But more likely Criss Angel is going to hit the ground like a safe glass box encased in cement dropped from 40 feet in the air when she finds out what a cheeseball move he pulled. Good job, Mind Freak!
Criss Angel, Cameron Diaz, Shrek, David Blaine, Harry Houdini, Mind Freak
August 17th, 2007 at 7:05 am
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