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It’s Hard out Here for a Dame

by Amy

What up Vanity Fair Oscar After Party! Dame Helen F’in Mirren in the Mother Fuckin’ hizzouse tonight! All the other Dames out there throw your hands way up in the air and wave them like you just don’t care. No? Well, where Judy at? Oh that’s right, her wrinkly ass back in London doing theater. She know she won’t win. They nominate her for taking a crap on a cracker. Well Judy there’s a new Dame in town and this bitch won. Hells yeah!
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Anyway, I want to thank my bitches Jamie and Vince for keeping the vodka gimlets flowing. Oh and my husband who I forgot to thank on stage. My Bad. Baby, while I got your attention, go get me a phat burger and some Lays potato chips. I gots to get my eat on, okay? I can’t be doin’ Oprah all hung over and shit. She better not be trying to touch my Oscar neither. I smack the black right off her. Hmmm, what’s that? Oh yes, the reason I’m up here. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Vanity Fair Oscar after party, may I present Snoop Doggy Dog! HOLLA!
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Posted in Drunkyness on February 27th, 2007

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