Is he just doing this to meet John Waters? Nah.
Well I didn’t see this one coming.
Ricki Lake and John Mayer: New Couple?
Forget on-and-off again girlfriend Minka Kelly — John Mayer only had eyes for one woman at the Sunshine Sachs p.r. company’s Christmas party on Wednesday night: Ricki Lake! As soon as he arrived at the party, the studly musician chatted up Lake the entire night, reports the New York Post’s Page Six. The two were discussing Lake’s new documentary, The Business of Being Born, when Mayer revealed, “I’ve had a crush on you for two years.”Publicists ushered the love-stricken couple to a back area, where they exchanged numbers, reports Page Six. Later that night, Lake left and went to the trendy NYC lounge Rose Bar, where Mayer flooded her phone with text messages.
John Mayer really has been keeping himself busy, hasn’t he? He’s been linked with Jessica Simpson then Minka Kelly and I think I heard something about Cameron Diaz and/or Britney Spears in there somewhere, didn’t I? And I think he also dated my best friend from middle school, Lynne and repeatedly asked out my grandma (although she wouldn’t give him the time of day). Now he has moved on and admitted a crush on Hairspray star and former talk show host, Ricki Lake. Ricki! Ricki! Ricki! Ricki! Ricki!
I am a little confused though, because I thought Ricki Lake was married. Not that a married person can’t meet someone and give them her phone number and then spend the rest of the night getting text messages from that person. No, nothing ever wrong with that at all. Huh, yeah, right. But it must be true, because apparently Lake went on the Howard Stern Show recently and told the world that she did meet Mayer and he did say he has a crush and they did exchange phone numbers and they do text each other “continuously,” but he’s still dating “someone else.” And if it was stated on Howard Stern then it MUST be true, right? But you have to wonder, after hearing about all this on the Howard Stern show, how much longer Mayer and this “other woman” will be dating. Maybe that was Lake’s plan all along! She goes on the radio, casually mentions all this, and gets it into all the gossip columns and on the internets. Then Mayer’s girlfriend dumps him and she steps in to pick up the pieces. It’s almost like all those crazy bitches who used to be on her talk show. Ricki! Ricki! Ricki!
John Mayer, Ricki Lake, Jessica Simpson, Howard Stern, Minka Kelly
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