Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Walgreens

US Magazine is reporting that Shia LaBeouf and his weird facial hair were arrested this weekend in a Chicago Walgreens store:
Shia LaBeouf was arrested for trespassing early Sunday morning after refusing to leave a Walgreens pharmacy near downtown Chicago.
The actor, 21, reportedly ignored repeated requests from a security guard to leave the store and was taken to the city’s Near North police district around 2:25 a.m. (The guard also filed a complaint against the actor.)
“While he was in custody, Mr. LaBeouf was very courteous and polite,” a police spokesperson tells Us.
A source tells Us that LaBeouf was partying with friends at Chicago hot spot The Underground shortly before his arrest.
LaBeouf — who was cited on a misdemeanor count of trespassing — posted bail at about 7 a.m.
He is due in court November 28.
The question that we have here at the Trash Talkin’ Rodeo is this: just what in the world was so important at this Walgreens that made LaBeouf refused to leave the store? Just what made him channel his role in the upcoming Indiana Jones movie and get all stubborn and tough and brave and foolish in suburban drugstore? We have some theories:
1. He was there trying to buy the discount Halloween candy. (Everyone loves cheap candy.)
2. He was trying to find the proper razor to shave that sad excuse for a mustache he’s been sporting lately.
3. He heard that Disturbia finally made it to the discount bin and he wanted to get started on his holiday shopping early.
4. Two words: eyebrow wax.
5. He was just trying to buy some damn cold medicine.
6. He wanted to buy some PeptoBismo because he ate a bad hot dog and didn’t want to LaBarf in the limo.
7. He was looking for the latest issues of In Style, Tiger Beat and the Oprah Magazine.
8. He met some hot ladies and needed breath mints and Axe body spray.
9. LaBeouf was completing some late-night research for a new part as a security guard in the upcoming Michael Bay produced docudrama - Walgreens Life Behind the Blue Vest.
10. He was looking for anyone who would listen to his rant about how Zac Effron is the poor-man’s Shia LaBeouf.
Of course, we all know that what really happened is that he got drunk with his buddies and wandered into the first place they saw that was open, not another bar, and potentially had drunk food for the beer munchies. Next time, Shia, get a driver and make him drive through Taco Bell.
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