I hope he’s wearing a cup
Tom Brady is expecting a baby! Unfortunately, it looks like he threw an interception on this one …. the baby mama is his ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan.
Tom’s defensive line is protecting their quarterback, though, even here in the off season. Teammates have said that he is an “honorable guy” and will “do the right thing” although I’m not sure what that is, at this point. Kind of hard to be honorable after dumping your pregnant girlfriend and jetting off to Paris (the City of Love) with your new “gal pal,” supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Hey, maybe he’ll go for the two-point conversion and knock her up too.
The real dilemma for the Trash Talkers, however, is picking which of these three is the prettiest. Honestly, we think we’ll have to go with Brady himself. Touchdown!
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