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He’s bringing drinkin’ back (Yeah!)

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Justin Timberlake just wants you all to get drunk and buy more copies of his CDs. Or downloads. Do people by CDs anymore? Just me? Whatever. Justin wants you to get drunky and listen to his music and dance up a storm to “Sexyback” and “Summer Love” if you are in a good mood or cry and drunk dial your ex while you listen to “Cry Me A River” or “What Goes Around ….” How do I know all that? Well because Justin is launching a new tequila brand, called 901.

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Why 901? Why not? People magazine reports that part of the thought behind 901 is that it is apparently the magical time when your evening ends, but your night begins. For boring folks like me, 9:01 is when I am deciding to watch one more DVR’d episode of The United States of Tara and having a snack pack of chocolate pudding before going to bed. 901 is also the area code for Memphis, Timberlake’s hometown.

Super-interesting to me? (Not really. Not really interesting to anyone, I imagine, but I am going to point it out anyway.) Timberlake sort of names his new bottle of hooch after his beloved hometown, but it won’t even be available to former-boyband-lovin’ fans there for awhile. The new tequila will hit shelves in New York, LA, Vegas and St. Louis later this spring. Hey, maybe we will pick up a bottle and try it out in some margaritas so we can give you all a review. We can go from the Trash Talkers to the Trash-ed Talkers. Waa waaaa waaaaaaa.


One Response to “He’s bringing drinkin’ back (Yeah!)”

  1. Bryan Says:

    I love Justin’s songs and i will definitely buy his new released album! He rocks!

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