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Heather Locklear and Jonathan Schaech?

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Former MELROSE PLACE star HEATHER LOCKLEAR has moved on from DAVID SPADE and is reportedly dating CHRISTINA APPLEGATE’s estranged husband, actor JOHNATHAN SCHAECH. The pair were recently spotted sharing an intimate dinner at Mastro’s Steakhouse in Thousand Oaks, California. Schaech, 37, who split with the ANCHORMAN star last year (05) is close to finalising his divorce. Meanwhile, Locklear, 45, split from husband RICHIE SAMBORA in January (06) and has been seen out on the town with Schaech. A friend of Locklear’s tells American publication Us Weekly, “She really likes him. It’s still in that fun, getting-to-know-each-other stage.”

Well, alright….it’s Friday, bout time for a switch-a-roo of some sort, right?

So here’s an update….the old couples:
Heather Locklear + Richie Sambora
Christina Applegate + Jonathan Schaech

Time elapses…
Heather Locklear + David Spade
Denise Richards + Richie Sambora

Now…
Heather Locklear + Jonathan Schaech

What’s the logical conclusion here? Obviously…
Christina Applegate + David Spade, right? (shudders)


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