Harvey Milk rises from dead, bitch slaps Tila Tequila
Nearly 30 years after his asasination at San Francisco’s city hall, Harvey Milk the first openly gay U.S. supervisor rose from the dead Thursday just to bitch slap Tila Tequila. “You know I could have come back to life to help Cleve Jones start the AIDS Quilt project, or even see who this Madonna person is, but this big-headed bimbo just woke me from my slumber,” said Milk. “Pardon my candor but I really can’t wait to slap the black off her and I know she’s Vietnamese,” added the usually eloquent Milk.
What did Tequila say to raise the dead? Well according to Usmagazine, Tila says she played a part in California recently dropping its ban on gay marriage.
“It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru on Wednesday.
“Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”
Poof! Just like that?
Tequilia who is best known for making men and women compete for her love by pole dancing and eating bison dong is not exactly at the pulse of the gay comunity
“You know what I think I need to wake up Barbara and let her have a go at this trollup as well,” said Milk referring to lesbian activist and Daughters of Bilitis founder Barbara Gittings who passed away in February of last year.
“Whaaaat” said Tequila when approached by the two decaying gay-rights icons. “Something smells all funky in here and I know it ain’t me.”
No word as to what went down after that.
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