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Hannah is gonna OWN Montana

by Lori

Holy Crap! I had no idea idea just how much money is involved with being a child star and Disney tween-audience robot these days! Apparently Miley Cyrus is officially the richest child in the world due to the success of her Disney television show Hannah Montana. And according to People she will be worth one billion real live American dollars by the time she is 18 in three years. That’s a lot of double cheeseburgers off the McDonald’s Value Menu, people!

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So Miley needs to tell all those people giving her a hard time about the Vanity Fair photos to suck it long and suck it hard because pretty soon she’s gonna own everything, including The Disney Channel, all media publications, a house in every state (two in Montana), five school buses, a restaurant, 100 flat screen televisions, a professional baseball team, a herd of pugs, a pony, and your lawn mower. No more achy breaky hearts in the Cyrus family!

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Posted in Damn! on May 6th, 2008

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