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Guy Ritchie tells wife not to cut hair; wife laughs

by Lori

What the what what? Someone telling Madonna what to do? Someone telling Madonna what to do … with her hair? I don’t think so, mister man.

Guy Ritchie Bans Madonna From Cutting Her Hair

MADONNA’s movie-making husband Guy Ritchie has banned the singer from cutting her hair.

The Material Girl hitmaker — who has been sporting long blonde locks on her current Sticky and Sweet tour — is desperate for a radical new style, but Guy is less than thrilled with the idea.

The 50-year-old singer told Fox News, “I want to have shorter hair, but I have a husband that loves the long-haired look and, well, that is just one of the things I do for him.”

Madonna’s hair is also one of her most profitable assets.

Earlier this year, the queen of pop was paid $10 million to advertise Sunsilk hair care products, and starred in a global ‘Life Can’t Wait’ campaign for the company alongside Shakira and the late Marilyn Monroe.

Seriously, though, does anyone think that Madonna actually uses Sunsilk hair care products? I imagine she uses something made of crushed diamonds and yak’s milk. And only the purest of spring waters from the mountains of Tibet to rinse the shampoo from her hair. And hey, $10 million from Sunsilk will buy you a lot of diamond and yaks milk shampoo.

My argument with this little piece of “news” is that I don’t think Madonna’s hair is “one of her most profitable assets.” Sunsilk didn’t want her for their commercials because of her hair They wanted her because she is Madonna. She could be completely bald and if she was still willing to do it, I bet Sunsilk still would have paid her $10 million. And you would still buy it!


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