Gravity on another celebrity rampage
Gravity has struck again, causing embarrassment and skinned knees to not one but two celebrities in recent days. First, Gravity and her entourage (including her proteges Inertia and Momentum) were seen crashing (quite literally) Elton John’s 60th birthday bash in New York City. They were quickly escorted from the party by security, but not before a run in with fashion icon and longtime Elton John friend, Donatella Versace.
“Oh, hells no!” Gravity said when questioned about the run in with Versace. “I was nowhere near that pile of batshit crazy,” she said, while Inertia and Momentum giggled behind her. “I heard that there is going to be a Versace line of vodka. Girlfriend probably spent too much time testing the product.”
When asked about the incident, Versace only screamed “Get out!” at the departing Gravity and friends, before lighting a cigarette and exiting herself on a stretcher carried by six shirtless gay men.
Gravity and her cohorts disappeared into the night, only to turn up early the next morning, quite hungover and grumpy, on the set of the Today Show where Meredith Vieira was interviewing Will Ferrell, on hand to promote his new movie, Blades of Glory. 
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“I didn’t mean to make her fall,” Gravity slurred, sunglasses askew and a Starbucks cup in one hand. “I was just tryin’ to get close enough to touch Will Ferrell’s white guy fro. Ms. Gravity does love her some Will Ferrell, mmmhmmm! Ricky Bobby!” Gravity then fell victim to her own laws, tripping and dropping her coffee as she got into a cab.
Donatella Versace, Elton John, Meredith Vieira, Will Ferrell, Gravity
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