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Well now this is just gross:

Did Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have sex on a plane?

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal may have joined the ‘Mile High Club’.

The Hollywood couple allegedly spent more than ten-minutes together inside an airplane bathroom, according to U.S reports.

Witherspoon, 31, and Jake, 26, were flying together from Frankfurt, Germany, to Los Angeles after a trip to the Rome Film Festival.

“Reese was dressed in all black and wearing shades when she and about six handlers entered Lufthansa’s first class lounge,� an eyewitness told Star magazine.

“It wasn’t until she was already on the plane that we realized Jake, also dressed in black, had boarded separately.�

After the two-hour flight from Rome to Frankfurt, the lovebirds were transferred to their trans-Atlantic connection on a special bus. Once onboard the group occupied ten out of 16 seats in the first class section of the 747 plane.

“Reese and Jake kissed and cuddled together under a blanket in her recliner seat in the back row,� the witness continued.

Three hours into the flight, Reese reportedly got up from her seat and walked forward to the toilet. Two minutes later Jake got up and allegedly walked into the same bathroom. “I started timing them - they were together in there for 11-minutes,� the witness told Star.

Jake came out of the bathroom first, and Reese reportedly followed him three-minutes later. “When they each walked by, it seemed like everyone in their entourage took pains to look away.

“Jake worked on his laptop, and then he and Reese took a nap side by side.�

I mean, come on, this can’t be true, right? Celebrities don’t do this. No one does this sort of thing, except in movies and TV shows and in fake stories sent to Penthouse Forum and on the internet. There is not enough space in airport bathrooms and they are gross and there is always someone smelly who was in there just before you or is waiting blocking the aisle when you try to come out. I don’t even like to use the airplane bathroom to actually go to the bathroom, let alone to knock some boots. (I once managed to avoid using the airplane bathroom on an overnight flight from Anchorage, Alaska to Dallas, Texas, but that was more because I was jammed into the middle seat and I didn’t want to wake up the guy sitting next to me.)

There has been lots of discussion on the internet over whether or not Jake and Reese’s relationship is even “for real” and I have to say 1) why would they lie? and 2) who cares? I mean, seriously people, either they are or they aren’t and I don’t care either way. The rumors mostly seem to say that they were only “together” to promote their movie Rendition and it must not have worked because I think that movie tanked. And the other rumor is that it is just to hide that Jake is gay …. and come on people, just because he made the gay movie, that doesn’t mean he’s gay himself. (Don’t you think he would have come out by now?)

Seriously, though, Reese Witherspoon apparently is the highest paid actress in Hollywood these days, so surely she can afford to charter a plane if this is what they are into. But I wonder — when Jake was working on his laptop, was he updating his blog with this most recent “adventure”?

Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhall, Mile High Club