Foxy Brown Has Too Much Money

People magazine is reporting that rapper Foxy Brown has turned herself in to police to face charges that she wacked her neighbor in the head with a Blackberry cell phone.
The New York Police Department says the trouble-prone rapper, who is on probation, was accused of hitting her 25-year-old neighbor during an argument on July 30. The victim filed a complaint with the police after reportedly receiving treatment for loose teeth, a swollen lip and swelling of her right eye.
So what’s up with celebrities hitting folks with stuff that COSTS SO MUCH MONEY? Further proof that many famous people have money to throw away. I mean, I know what would be “a lot” to a regular person is really different to a celebrity, but come on! Whenever I decide to smack my neighbor in the head, I do it with something cheap or free, like a library book or somebody’s else’s cell phone.
In Foxy’s defense, however, this is the first time she’s hit someone with high-priced electronics. Previously, she hit an employee at a nail salon with a bottle of glue, which, presumably costs less than a Blackberry.
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