Finish all your holiday shopping, right here, right now.
Oh David Hasselhoff! You scamp! Selling pictures of yourself on the internet! And sure, I know most celebrities have some version of that somewhere, but you are a step ahead of them all! You are selling HOLIDAY THEMED pictures of yourself on the internet. Genius! Who cares that your career is in the toilet and that more people know you from that youtube video of you drunkenly eating a hamburger than from your triumphant role on the seminal 80s television show Knight Rider. (And it must be killing you that you haven’t been invited back for the far inferior current version of the show.)
But wait, upon closer inspection I see that these are NOT holiday themed pictures! They are regular pictures surrounded by holiday themed advertising! David Hasselhoff, why you trying to play me? Sure that one picture of you in that fur-like king’s cape sort of looks Santa like, but that was just a coincidence. You couldn’t take a couple of new pictures to see for the holidays? Maybe wearing a nice sweater carving a turkey? Or wearing a yarmulke and lighting the menorah? Or an actual Santa suit? I gotta tell you, Hoff, I feel ripped off.


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