Fightin’ them off with a stick
So according to Star Magazine good old Lindsay Lohan (who I still like to think of from her Mean Girls days before she became tabloid fodder and more known for being drunk than anything else) has gotten herself into a bit of a pickle with some ladies who don’t like pickles … yes, it’s the lesbian love triangle.
Lindsay Lohan may be cleaning up her act, but her love life is in shambles — with two Hollywood lesbians fighting for her affections!
On one side there’s Courtenay Semel, 28, the daughter of Yahoo! chairman Terry Semel, who appeared in the E! reality series Filthy Rich Cattle Drive. On the other there’s DJ Samantha Ronson, 30, whose mom is writer Ann Dexter-Jones and dad is band manager Laurence Ronson.
“Sam and Courtenay fight for Lindsay’s attention,” an insider tells Star. “Both have told her they love her.”
Lindsay and Samantha started hanging out back in 2004. As Star reported, when Lindsay was in rehab in 2007, she kept in constant contact with Samantha, exchanging romantic letters through her MySpace page.
“Your [sic] all I have to live for babe,” Lindsay, now 21, wrote. “I want to marry you and have children with you. I need you to live!”
The pair certainly looked like a couple during an early March trip to NYC, when Lindsay cuddled Sam as she deejayed an event at the Atelier, a new building where Lindsay has an apartment.
But don’t count out Courtenay. As Star reported in February, Courtenay and Lindsay were living together in the Hollywood Hills until a spat sent Courtenay packing. But despite their falling out, Courtenay “can’t let go of Lindsay, and she’ll do what she can to win her back,” says a source.
To start with, anyone who makes their kid spell their name “Courtenay” deserves to have said kid end up on a sorted tabloidian lesbian love triangle later on in life. But that aside, this, of course, is all complete bullshit, and not just because this is from Star Magazine. No, there is one clue in this story that makes it completely clear that it is made up. Can you guess what it is? If you can’t, that’s okay, I am about to tell you. You can tell this is NOT TRUE because of …. myspace. Yes, Star claims that Lohan exchanged romantic messages with Ronson via her MySpace page. Come on! First of all, I don’t think rehab lets you go online just anytime you want because apparently (I read this somewhere on the internet) you can order drugs online. Plus, this is LINDSAY LOHAN and you know that girl has a blackberry or an iPhone or some shit. If she is having a semi-secret lesbian love affair with a club DJ while in rehab, she’s going to have only the best, most recent technology for writing her sweet messages of love and poems about drugs and granola. MySpace? I am so freakin’ sure! (You can’t even play Scrabulous on MySpace!) Sheesh!
Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson
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