Fergie Elephunks on slide at Minnesota State Fair
Pop star Fergie Fergatossed her cookies Saturday night at the Minnesota State Fair. After finishing her set on the main stage that night the Glamorous singer decided to take a ride on the big slide. Things went downhill quickly when Fergie yaked up some lovely lady lumps at the bottom of the ride.
Here’s an eyewitness account of the action thanks to Dlisted.com.
My daughter decided that she wanted to go down the “giant slide”. We made our way over there and while we were waiting in line on the steps going up to the top of the slide, we look up at the top and there is Fergie with 3-4 big body guard types about to go down the slide. Me and my daughter stood there and watched as the Fug went down the slide…then Fergie gets to the bottom and blows chunks!!!!! EVERYWHERE!!!! They had to close the slide down for about 20-30 minutes to get it cleaned up. She didn’t even say sorry or anything, she just got up and her and the bodyguards left. 2 year olds ride this slide over and over again and have no problem, but the bitch couldnt handle it.
Added this eloquent witness. “I almost Black Eye Peed my pants. I mean puking in public is so Taboo. will.i.am only human for telling my side of the story. C’mon people Where is the Love?”
Fergie, Black Eyed Peas, Slide, Minnesota State Fair
August 30th, 2007 at 10:40 am
hehe! “yakked up some lovely lady lumps..”
Excellent!
August 31st, 2007 at 7:23 pm
This is so not true. I was there and she never had a chance to walk around. and today the Minnesota Star Tribune confirmed this is bs. Gee all someone has to do is write to a blog and they print it! And BTW someone would have gotten a pic if it happened, over 100,000 people visit everyday. Here is the article from today’s paper.
C.J.: Re-Fergi-tation at the Fair?
Don’t believe it
That Fergapukin’ gossip about the pop princess’ allegedly sickening ride on the Minnesota State Fair slide is apparently a giant lie.
By C.J., Star Tribune
Last update: August 31, 2007 – 9:48 AM
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That Fergapukin’ gossip about the pop princess’ allegedly sickening ride on the Minnesota State Fair slide is apparently a giant lie.
Internet and radio chatter has it that Fergie regurgitated after going down the rather tame Giant Slide, which then had to be closed for 20-30 minutes for clean up. This allegedly happened sometime on Saturday when Fergie was at the State Fair, where she had a concert.
At first on Thursday, Joe Kegley, manager of the Giant Slide, was congenial and charming.
Before I could ask my question, Kegley observed: “You’re having a hotdog for breakfast? What are you thinking?”
It was about 8:45 a.m. Eschewing most breakfast foods, I was instead enjoying an Italian sausage smothered in mustard and topped with green peppers and raw onions. It would be one of two I bought, and ate, from Sausage Station before 9:30 a.m.
After a discussion about what Kegley prefers for breakfast, he said, “C.J., what’s new?”
Asked whether he had heard this story about Fergie getting sick on the slide, Kegley gave a “Yeeessss” that hinted at how annoyed he’s becoming with such queries.
True or not?
“Do you believe all that crap?” said Kegley, who was essentially asking whether or not I believe something just because it’s posted. (I fear the Web will become irrelevant if more people don’t stop treating is like a playground for lies.)
I told him I was asking because I wanted to know the truth.
“Put it this way: Being the guy [who] would have to clean it up . . . I didn’t have to clean it up,” said Kegley, who added, with exasperation, “It’s all over that damn Internet.”
Kegley slid me a copy of one Website’s version of the matter that he keeps in the ticket booth.
“That’s where all the crap comes from,” Kegley said of the Internet. “I haven’t had to clean up pukin’ yet. We didn’t close the slide.”
Kegley said “I have no idea,” when asked for the source of laminated version he was showing me.
There you have it.
Which version would you believe? The one from the Giant Slides’ manager or an anonymous posting on the Web?
C.J. is at 612.332.TIPS or cj@startribune.com. E-mailers, please state a subject — “Hello” doesn’t count. Attachments are not opened, so don’t even try. More of her attitude can be seen on Fox 9 Thursday mornings.
September 1st, 2007 at 8:02 am
Wow Jamie, you clearly have a lot invested in this story. Thanks for keeping us on the up and upchuck. amy
September 10th, 2007 at 4:33 am
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