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Failure is not an Option

by Amy

Many have reported this past weekend that Britney Spears has done and gone lost her F’in mind and shaved her head. However, according to sources deep within Brit-Brit’s brain, she believes she’s starting in the remake of the 1997 Demi Moore movie GI Jane.

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“Jane’s hard-core y’all,� said Britney perusing on-sale copies of Crossroads at an LA Walmart. “I just need to learn how to pole dance and then find Whoopi Goldberg so I can speak to the dead and my research is done.� When pointed out to her that those were in fact the plots to two other Demi Moore movies, Striptease and Ghost, Britney said “I know I was just kidding, I even know all my lines. Ready, Suck my Dick, right that’s what she says? Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to go find Robert Redford and pay him a million dollars to sleep with him.�


Posted in What the F? on February 19th, 2007

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