Enormous Bigoted Douche of the Week: “Trick Trick”? Really, that’s his name?
Well, with all the depressing organized discrimination and organized hate going on against those of the homosexual persuasion I thought I’d bring you a story that is almost hysterically funny in its over-the-top ridiculousness. Some rapper I have never heard of who calls himself “Trick Trick” doesn’t want any of your homosexual money from your homosexual debit card or your homosexual change jar. Trick Trick can pay for his Godfather suits and chunky bracelets and totally gay pinky rings with heterosexual money only, thank you very much, homo.
“I’ma go on the record right now with this. Homosexuals are probably not gonna like this album. Fa**ots hate me and I don’t give a f**k. I don’t want your fa**ot money any goddam way. I don’t like it. Carry that shit somewhere else.… It’s just that every time that you turn on the the TV, that sissy s**t is on. And they act like it’s f***ing okay. The world is changing for the worst when s**t like that happen. And I address that issue. I address it hard as hell…”
You want to know what cracks my homo-gay ass the hell up? It’s Mr. Trick Trick’s name here … “Trick Trick.” I don’t know what prompted him to choose this as his rapper-name, but from what I understand, many gay men call their hook-ups “tricks.” Coincidence? I don’t think so.
So you have our congratulations Trick Trick and the promise that none of my hard earned homo-money will get anywhere near your bank account. You are one super-fly douche.


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