Douche of the WeekMonth: Michael Savage, shut the hell up!
Oh boy, we haven’t featured a Douche of the Week in a while and then we are just handed one that is so completely idiotic and douchey that we had to make him a Douche of the Month. I would have named him Douche of the Year, but then I am tempting fate for some even bigger asshole to pop up and do something even worse, and I don’t want that responsibility. Granted, a lot of this website depends on famous people doing stupid things, but this stupid thing isn’t just stupid, it’s hateful and insulting and hurtful and makes me want to kick Mr. Michael Savage right in his tiny little savages.
In case you are fortunate enough not to know who Savage is (and please don’t confuse him with the awesome sex-advice columnist Dan Savage) Michael Savage is a radio host and conservative political commentator. And today, he had this to say about autism:
In 99% of the cases, it’s a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the act out. That’s what autism is. What do you mean they scream and they’re silent?” Savage said last week in remarks that lit up the Internet over the weekend.
“They don’t have a father around to tell them, ‘Don’t act like a moron. You’ll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz.’”
What a guy! Insulting the people (mostly children) who in many cases can’t speak or communicate themselves. What’s next Savage, kicking puppies? Pinching kittens?
I can thank Savage for one thing though: giving me the exact language I would like to use on him: Mr. Savage, you are a brat. You need to cut the act out and stop being an hurtful idiot. Don’t act like a moron, you’ll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz.
And one more thing: Congratulations! You single-handedly brought back our Douche of the Week feature! Because you are a screamy, attention-whore jerk of a Douche!
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