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Douche of the Week - Tim Hardaway

by Lori

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hardaway.jpgSo these days former pro basketball all-star Tim Hardaway just keeps digging himself deeper and deeper into a bigoted, homophobic hole. But really, he wants you to know that he’s okay with that, because he wants the world to know that he definitely prefers the hole to the pole, no doubt about that, no doubt at all. No pole for this guy. Doesn’t like the penis! Not at all! Not even his own! He doesn’t even mind being called a “douche” because a douche is definitely something that the ladies use. The ladies! You know, the ones who have vaginas. I’m just saying.

And look at that picture. That’s a sexy picture. With the flexing muscles and the glisten of sweat. He’s a handsome man. Looks like he’s blowing the camera person a little kiss. A little kiss to thank him (or her! That camera person could totally be a woman!) for taking such a sexy picture and putting it into a magazine for everyone to see. Everyone who might find such a handsome, athletic, muscular man attractive. Everyone! Even gay men! I’m just saying.

And it’s not like his name, Hardaway sounds at all like the name a porn star might use. A gay porn star even. A gay porn star that might shoot a movie in a locker room or something. In the showers. Maybe the plot would be that the porn star just finished playing a game of some sort. Oh, like basketball. Or something like that. And the gay porn star playing the athlete asks the equipment manager for a towel. Or a rubdown. Or something. A porn star using a name like Hardaway might shoot a movie like that. I’m just saying.

Put personally, I have to say that people like Hardaway are my favorite kind of homophobes …. the straightforward, no dicking around kind (puns totally intended) that let you know up front who they are and what they feel so you know they aren’t worth your time. So, congratulations, Hardaway. You are an All-Star Douche.


Posted in Douche of the Week on February 16th, 2007

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One Response to “Douche of the Week - Tim Hardaway”

  1. DaveP Says:
    February 21st, 2007 at 7:48 am

    Pmsl, excellent post. The guy is a homophobic douche bag and your way of desribing him as such, is the best I’ve yet seen.

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