Douche of the Week - John Travolta
So, get this one., John Travolta has been saying that Scientology could have saved Anna Nicole Smith. The hell? Why is the Travolta suddenly weighing in on this one? He was in one movie with the woman and suddenly he knows that his particular brand of crazy would have saved her life? It’s not even known yet what caused her death! And not to speak ill of the dead, but I think Anna Nicole would have just politely declined, pointing out that she had plenty of crazy to spare, thank you very much. And it’s not like anyone witnessed the Travolta or any other dianetics crazies lining up to help her when, you know, she was actually still alive and could actually still be helped. Dipshits.
(I would like to point out that also featured in the above movie were The Rock and Fred Freakin’ Durst, but I don’t see The Travolta offering to use Scientology to prevent them from making any more shitty movies or recording any more shitty songs.)
Now here is when the bedwetting liberal in me points out that people have the right to believe whatever they believe and to practice whatever religion is right for them. But what chaps my buttocks is when people use their religion to pay a lot of lip service to how it could “help” other people — people they don’t even know — with their problems. Scientology? More like Doucheotology. Shut up, Vinnie Barbarino.

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