Douche of the Week: Joe’s Gone to Jail!
Girls Gone Wild founder and professional douchbag Joe Francis was sentenced Monday to 35 days in jail after pleading guilty to contempt of court. According to Yahoo! News, Francis was “blowing his nose and wiping away tears” while entering his plea and receiving his sentence.
My first thought: “What a pussy! The man who became a multi-millionaire by objectifying women apparently cried like one when being sentenced to five weeks in what will probably be Camp F’n Cupcake. Sheesh!” But then I heard more about the court proceedings. Apparently, after offering Francis a wide variety of Jello shots and a free “County Jail” tank top, both the judge and several court officers began pressuring Francis to remove his shirt. Soon a baliff produced a video camera and filmed the proceedings as Francis was led away in handcuffs and the judge led a chant of “Take it off! Take it off!”
Upon completing his sentence, Francis’ community service will include both producing those cute videos of kitties and puppies that your grandma is always forwarding to you over email and having the crap kicked out of him by every older brother and male cousin ever born.
Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild, contempt of court, douchebag
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