Douche of the Week - Britney Spears
If Madonna Calls I’m Britney Spears
A whirlwind of Madonna-listic activity this past week has landed Britney Spears in our Douche of the Week chair. From voguing in New York to shopping donning a Kabbalah inspired head dress, Britster is taking us on a tour of Madonna’s been there done that.
Oops I did her again –Madge Did It Years (late 80’s – present)
It’s news to us that Brit-Brit likes the hole and the pole. Acording to the subtle cover story of In Touch Weekly entitled “Britney’s Gay Secret,� Britney would disappear into her bedroom with up to six girls while still married to K-Fed. Damn, I’m thinking swapping spit with Madonna packs some major punch or gives you incredible stamina. If her career ever heads south she can market it during Oxygen channel’s late night line up. (Anyone seen the Climatique commercial? Classic!) But I digress.
Mishuganah in the Kepie – Madge Did it Years (late 90’s – present)
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Papa can you hear me? TMZ already made the Yentl joke about this one and I was all prepared to throw in a bunch of Fiddler on the Roof commentary, but then I saw this pic from Fashion week. 
Hmm, either Brit was onto something or Andre Leon is bringing back the look of my great-great grandparents. Either way, I’m sure Madonna has done something like this before.
C’mon Vogue – Madge Did it Year (1990)
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Madonna did it in a Jean-Paul Gaultier bra. Britney does it in a sports bra. According to Perez Hilton, the ex-Mickey Mouser demanded the dj play Madonna Tuesday night at NYC hotspot Marquee. Brit showed her appreciation by rubbing her fun bags into his back and breaking out mad-Vogue skills.
In addition to all this stuff, Britney has flashed her coin slot, made out with male models (presumably gay) and danced on tables of a New York club – all things Madonna did ages ago. Poser.
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